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Mar 19, 2007

I Didn't Really Want It Anyway

I've never been so pleased to be denied a service in my life.

Thank you for your interest in Chase Identity Protection

What Happened:

We are sorry to inform you that we are unable to fulfill your request to participate in this program. The benefits of our product are based on the information and activity that takes place in your credit file. At this time, there is not enough information in your credit file so we cannot provide you with this service and you will not be charged.

So, basically, the bank says that they don't know enough about me to have any idea what would be normal or abnormal financial activity. That sounds like good news to me!